Festival Haters Gonna Hate.

I promised myself that after last year, I wouldn’t ever bother with Reading Festival again. There was too much rain, too many bad bands barring the Lock-Up and the company was goddamn awful. But somehow, here I am, being suckered up back into its warm musical bosom. And well, the lineup this year is, to be honest, great for me! The Lock-Up is yet to be announced but when it is, I’m sure it’ll be fun. The Friday is pretty much my teenage dream – MCR, The Offspring, Rise Against and New Found Glory are sure to keep my adolescence happy, with Bring Me The Horizon to suit some of my new found tastes and 30 Seconds To Mars to fulfil the eye-candy proportion of the day. Jared Leto, you are a beautiful man. But that’s just me. I appreciate that while I am not alone in my musical selection, I am limited – hardly any of my friends are making the trip down there this year. Perhaps it’s because they have limited funds. Perhaps it’s because they’re otherwise engaged. Or, just maybe, it’s because they’d rather be festival misers and shit on pretty much every line up that’s available.

There is one guy in my friends list on Facebook who has taken it upon himself to be the anti-Reading crusader. Any and every status, he’s in there with a “NO, IT’S SHITE” or a “SO GLAD I’M NOT GOING HURR HURR HURR”. I just don’t get it. Does he get some kind of smug satisfaction from attempting to shoot down people’s glee and then failing? Because trust me, it’s a failure. I am happier about this line up than I was about the news that Panic! At The Disco were releasing a new album and if only you could have seen me on that day. If only. There is nothing wrong with liking the popular choice once in a while. Bands get to be famous because they are good at what they do. For example, I may not like You Me At Six at all but I can appreciate that people like them because they’re ridiculously well practised at their particular brand of pop-rock parading. There is but one band I reserve unadulterated hatred for and that’s a story for another time. My point is, I can appreciate it when bands are good at their craft, even if I don’t like those bands’ music. If I don’t like the line up poster, I won’t click buy. I’m not going to moan about it. There’s enough variety for everyone!

But sadly, that’s not enough for yet another of my Facebook friends. Metalhead syndrome is his curse, and anything that isn’t Sonisphere/Bloodstock/Download is up for abuse. Every line up announced, he’s just got to have his say in his poorly spelt and badly constructed statuses. Fair enough if you can at least put an intelligent-ish argument together about why it’s rubbish (e.g. it’s too expensive, the genres aren’t fairly represented, too many dicks there last year), but if all you can say is “lol reading is shit this year, So glad Im going to Download” and respond with the same stock phrase to any and every Facebook post about Reading, then are you really in the position to complain? If you argue with him, he’ll just respond with the same insipid smiley face. I’m not sure if he’s a bit simple or if he’s a tactical genius. Either way, come on guys! Festivals are about fun! You can’t be fun if you’re being elitist and grumpy. In the last few years, I’ve found out about new bands that have gone on to be my favourites and had a great time dancing along to stuff I wasn’t really into, purely because I was there with a good group of people and having a ball. I’ve been hugged by random gingers. I’ve been part of one of the biggest group chants ever (“WANKER!” at the P!ATD bottler, anyone?). I’ve been almost knocked out in a Rise Against pit, only for some big burly bloke to pick me up, wink at me and toss me back in. The music is great, but it’s all the little things as well that make a festival. Who wants to decry that for everyone?

The thing is, there’s plenty out there for everyone. If you’re a festival fan, there’s no doubt at least one that you can go to and you’ll more than likely have a fantastic weekend. This year, I’m hoping, will be a definite improvement on my one last year. No brats, plenty of good bands straight off the bat and a couple of good friends seem to be opting in. Plus the Coffee and Cakes stall will be there. Those cappuccinos are to die for.

Reading Festival 2010

Because I’m not a pussy sellout, this is the entire weekend. If you don’t like walls of text and want it in nice little chunks, click links for each day:
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

Reading Festival 2010. After the excessive ease of getting the tickets in the first place, I knew that shit was going to go down a lot closer to the event and oh boy, I was right. Two of my friends who were campsite assistants ended up going home early due to illness, prompting my ride to turn round and say ‘oh, I’m not going’ – mostly because he was too hungover. If it weren’t for my amazing hero of a father, I wouldn’t even have been at Reading Festival. And then I had to spend most of the weekend with my sister’s shitty ass friends, who complained about everything, despite staying in a nice warm apartment because their tent flooded on the first night. I missed a lot of the bands I wanted to see. I didn’t get to mosh. You might think that I had a bit of a wasted weekend. The phrase ‘fuck you very much’ might spring to mind. However, as years of listening to posicore have taught me, never give up. So I didn’t; I spent most of the weekend on my own, but I watched bands, I danced, I sang, I lost my voice and Tom Gabel smiled right at me.

FRIDAY
I cried Friday morning. I was stressed, tired, fed up already. The first band I checked out were Crazy Arm, and even then, I missed half their set after having to wait around for my sister’s friends. Crazy Arm have fast become one of my favourite bands for this year, with album ‘Born To Ruin’ being a fine example of folk punk badassery. Despite only catching them halfway through, I could see the passion and the fervour that these guys put into their live show. They played to a half empty tent and I felt so bad for everyone who was sat at the main stage for missing what was an inspiring effort. One of the songs I managed to catch was Broken By The Wheel, which runs shivers down my spine on CD, but live makes me feel like I can fight anything. If you get the chance to see Crazy Arm this year, go do so! They’re touring with Against Me! and will be one of the best things you’ll see all year. Following Crazy Arm were The Skints, London based ska-punk band. The Skints have a real reggae base to their music, making it perfect for a warm summer’s day. The Lock Up was absolutely packed with people dancing and singing to their edgy ska tunes. Marcia Richards is insanely talented, picking up a flute, a sax and more as well as playing keyboard and singing and generally keeping the crowd entertained. The Skints have an electric stage presence and were definitely one of the more interesting bands I witnessed in the Lock Up this weekend.

Instead of sticking around the Lock Up, I decided to go towards the Alternative stage in search of people I knew. I couldn’t get in to see Stephen K Amos, despite him going on early, so instead, milled around trying to look for people. The festival site isn’t that big, but somehow, it’s impossible to find anyone. Phones just don’t work. And I lost the back of my phone earlier that day, making me extremely conscious of my battery falling out. But after waiting forever, I eventually grabbed my sister and dragged her back to the Alternative stage for The Midnight Beast, Youtube phenomenon turned up and coming comedy band. They may not be The Lonely Island, but they’re all we have and they brought it. I have never seen a tent so packed full of screaming teenage girls. Their ‘cover’ of Tik Tok went down especially well and new single ‘Booty Call’ sounded huge. Very much looking forwards to seeing what goes down for these guys next.

Next, it was to the main stage to check out NOFX. NOFX are a band I’ve always wanted to catch, purely just to see what they would be like. I wasn’t at all disappointed. There was more banter than there were songs, and the band enjoyed messing with their position on the main stage. I absolutely love watching punk bands on the main stage because they are either unsure of why they’re there or indulge in milking it as much as they can. Fat Mike looked wonderful in his tweed jacket and cut off shorts, sipping from a straw – every inch the awkward rock star. They played classics like Leave It Alone and Stickin’ In My Eye, as well as newer songs like Franco Un-American, all to an excellent standard for the self proclaimed ‘worst band of the weekend’. The sound was better for NOFX than it was for Guns ‘N’ Roses. Seriously. We stuck around for Lostprophets and Biffy Clyro, neither of which really interest me. Lostprophets are always fun live, and I’ve seen them several times before, but until they do an anniversary tour for ‘The Fake Sound Of Progress’, I kind of don’t care. Ian was wearing an awesome Street Fighter shirt though. Biffy Clyro were far more interesting. Despite playing virtually all new material and no inclusion of Saturday Superhouse, their set was a great display of the different sounds Biffy are capable of and just why they’re still good. My sister complained that there was “not enough talking and displaying their beautiful accents, too much music!” but that’s what makes them great to watch – they get straight into it and show how capable they are with their music. The light show would have been fantastic if they’d actually played in dark too. Simon Neil’s new blonde hair may have been a controversial decision, but putting them so high up on the main stage was not. In fact, Biffy would have been a much better headliner than Guns ‘N’ Roses were. Fact.

I debated between sticking around for Queens Of The Stone Age, but a creepy ginger drunk guy made me disappear in search of pastures punk, leaving me to return to the Lock Up stage for Against Me!. I really can’t say enough about these guys, I really can’t. I’ve said it many times before, but Against Me! are potentially the greatest live band you will ever see. I’ve never seen a band that cares more about their performance and that was completely true at Reading. They played a great set, including a variety of songs across their albums. Although it was more heavily weighted towards White Crosses, a few gems from Reinventing Axl Rose slipped in, including a finish on Baby, I’m An Anarchist, resulting in maybe not a lot of anarchy but a fair amount of screaming. This is when the vocal issues and my descent into nothing more than black metal screams began. Nevertheless, Against Me! were on top form and have comfortably settled into their new lineup.

At this point, a nice man let me into the front because I was too short to see much, and Sick Of It All took the stage. I was also in great pain at this point due to wearing wellies that were really too small for me and standing on a metal barrier does not make things better. So thank you, nice man, but it really was detrimental to my health. Sick Of It All are a fantastic band to actually watch, because Pete Koller just goes mental. I’ve not seen someone throw a guitar around so violently and actually witnessed the thing survive. Not to mention this is all while he’s about three feet in the air. Festival set was, of course, composed of the classics, and it was clear that Sick Of It All should have been headlining that tent, not Alkaline Trio. Also, a wall of death that extended to the back of the tent was pretty cool.

As you can probably gather, Alkaline Trio were just not as fascinating as Sick Of It All were. By this point, I was on the verge of collapse, so I ended up sitting at the side, watching them from the screen. The levels were completely messed up and you could barely hear Matt or Dan singing. They played too much from This Addiction. Sure, all the singles were there, and at least nobody threw a hissy fit like in the Academy a few months ago, but they just didn’t measure up to what had preceded them. A real shame. And I know that Alkaline Trio can do better! Nevertheless, the crowd favourites they threw in went down well and hopefully, their next headline tour will be as good as their last.

Friday night was absolutely freezing. If I had balls, they’d have dropped off and formed into little spheres of ice. Not even a cup of scalding tea from the donut stand helped. This trend continued through the night, giving my sister paranoia when the tent collected a bit of condensation and when it poured down with rain early morning, leading her to believe our tent would flood too. It didn’t, it was fine, but it got me in a somewhat grumpy mood. After a morning Tesco trip for something green (I cannot live off of festival food alone), we sat around and waited for her idiot friends, who know nothing of good timekeeping, leaving my mood even worse. Good job there was decent music on that day, right?

SATURDAY
After missing about three bands I actually wanted to see, I finally got into the arena in time for Off With Their Heads, a band I’ve been repping for a while now. Like Crazy Arm, they played to less than half a tent, which was a real shame! Although their performance was not quite as intoxicating as Crazy Arm’s, Off With Their Heads still did a pretty good job. My one complaint was that Ryan Young’s voice is far gruffer on record than it actually is live, but let’s face it… that’s nothing. Off With Their Heads are great for punk rock singalongs and that was no different here, with everyone who had actually heard of them before. Great start to a nice summery day. I stuck around for a bit of Paint It Black’s set, purely just to see Dan Yemin on stage more than anything. I’m not massively familiar with their material, always having been more of a Lifetime kind of girl, but they were playing good, honest hardcore, and it sucks that it was so early in the day because there would have been much more people involved later on. I was torn away from them by my sister (if nothing else so that I could find out if she was alive) and we went to go get food and wait for Frank Turner to come on.

The unfortunate thing about waiting for Frank Turner to come on meant having to sit through Kids In Glass Houses. The more unfortunate thing about this was that I had to do it alone as my sister went to go grab her phone out of the lockers, complete with entourage. I ended up phoning my mum and whining about my fate. She called all my friends bellends. She was right. As for Kids In Glass Houses… I saw them back in 2006, back when they had their first EP out and they were still reasonably experimental. Synths were involved. They sounded interesting. Then, in order to get famous, they presumably sold whatever souls they had and began churning out bland, vacuous pop rock. That much rang true in the NME tent. I didn’t see a more boring set all weekend. The worst thing? The fact that the entire tent erupted with teenage girls screaming. I guess that could happen to me too if I decided to do a song with The Saturdays. Of course, everything sounded clean and polished, well rehearsed and everyone was perfectly dressed, but that isn’t what rock music is about. I’ve already witnessed all of my favourite genres become fashion statements, and next time, I don’t want to watch the bands that have enabled it to happen.

But anyway, fuck Kids In Glass Houses, because Frank Turner blew the tent the fuck away. The man knows how to play to a crowd, and you couldn’t get a crowd much bigger – the entire tent was packed to capacity. The new song that Frank played sounded much like it should have done; a bit of a progression from Poetry Of The Deed, but with that same folk punk soul that I’ve come to love Frank for. The highlight of the set for me was Sons Of Liberty, one of my favourite Frank songs and one of the best politically charged anthems around. Frank’s transposition of the fiddle solo was absolutely stellar and everyone had their fists raised high. Of course, pretty everything was great – inclusions of Reasons Not To Be An Idiot, The Road, Long Live The Queen, I Knew Prufrock and more worked out really well and finishing on Photosynthesis was an excellent call. Sadly, the jig pit from last year wasn’t present and instead, replaced by a weird sitting experiment. Frank himself is an absolute charmer and had us all in the palm of his hand. Next year, I want to see Frank on the main stage, because that’s where he deserves to be.

After that, I went back to the Lock Up with my sister to check out The Get Up Kids, this year’s token 90s emo band. Her annoying friends tagged along so that they could brag to a Canadian kid they only know online that they’d seen them. Oh please. One thing that impressed me from the start was that TGUK did all their own set up and soundchecking. I appreciate the need for a road crew, but that’s when you know a band is down to earth and really care about their music, especially when they’re as big as TGUK. Having not seen them before, it was kind of an epic moment when they first started, knowing that this was one of the bands that forged the way for many of my favourites. For a start, fucking James Dewees was on stage, and we all know how much I love that guy! Again, being only a little familiar with their material (I only own Something To Write Home About), I wasn’t entirely sure which song was which, but I did know that each and every note sounded sublime. It’s hard to classify TGUK, and their set jumped from more emo-sounding material to slightly poppier stuff and extending towards more low-key songs that sounded a little more like Pryor’s New Amsterdams stuff. I slapped myself for leaving early due to desperate need for toilet break (and believe me, at a festival, you take them where you can). I thoroughly regret missing their headline tour earlier this year and feel compelled to check out more of their back catalogue as they’re just enchanting live. And no other band can cover The Cure quite so well.

On the programme, there was a massive gap between The Get Up Kids and Bad Religion. Not entirely unusual, but a little suspect. But instead of there just being a whole lot of nothing, NOFX decided to come on and actually play songs! This is a READING EXCLUSIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS! It was great to see the ever so slightly more serious side of NOFX (if that’s even possible in the first place) and to see them just shut up and play awesome songs. And Frank Turner even took to the stage during The Decline! I will never get sick of seeing that ‘The Dream Lives Here’ banner. The truth is, you had to be there. I can’t convey in words how awesome this set was. To be honest, I’m shite at live reviews anyway, so it’s not a hard thing to say. One thing, though – DON’T CALL ME WHITE.

It was a hard act to follow, but Bad Religion were, without a doubt, the best band of the Lock Up. It’s easy to see how they’ve continued for 30 years. Greg Graffin may now look a bit like my dad, but he was still rocking harder than all those young whippersnappers on the other stages. They had an impressive set, ranging from Fuck Armageddon, This Is Hell all the way up to Sinister Rouge. It was a set for everyone who considered Bad Religion their introduction to punk rock – particular highlight for me was ‘You’, well known from being on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 (which was pretty much the only game I played from the age of 10 to 11 and purely for the soundtrack). The levels were sorted out and the sound of Bad Religion rang throughout the tent, completely dominating Arcade Fire by miles. They even tried to amp up the light show to compete with everyone else. But Bad Religion need no gimmicks, no tricks; straight up punk rock is all they play and all they need to offer. Ending on Sorrow, I knew that I had witnessed something incredible. Bad Religion have always held a very special place in my heart and always will, and it was amazing to finally cross them off the list.

I was absolutely exhausted by the end of Saturday, and this is when my voice properly started to disintegrate into nothing more than screeches. I got back to my tent, collapsed and ended up with about eight hours sleep, which is a miracle for one of these things. Why? Because I needed to be on top form for Sunday! To fulfil the dreams of my thirteen year old self!

SUNDAY
I was positively hyper with excitement. The truth is, I’d been waiting seven years to see Blink 182. My father dangled the possibility of seeing them on their last UK tour over me when I was thirteen, only to be shot down by my mother who thought that they swore too much. As my friend Jimmy said, surely having heard it means your brain’s damaged goods already? Not according to my overprotective mother. Nevertheless, it wasn’t like I lost out on the chance of ever seeing them due to their recent reformation, so I spent most of the day in complete anticipation.

It was main stage all day today, and my sister’s friends could fuck off because Motion City Soundtrack were on first. I caught these guys earlier in the year and loved every second of it, and their Reading set was very much on par. Justin Pierre (“he looks like he should be on The Big Bang Theory!”) is a simply adorable frontman, nervously telling us the band’s name every other song. Surprisingly, for the first band of the day, the sound quality was superb and you could hear every little bit of synth. Although, Jesse, where’s the wobbly Moog stand these days? Anyway, great set despite the overcast clouds – I always think that MCS should play on a sunny day, considering their music is generally so cheerful. I pretty much love this band with all my heart and you should too.

The King Blues came up afterwards, and to be honest, they should have been in the Lock Up. Despite their music now having a wider appeal since punk came back into fashion, their energy just kind of fizzled out after the first two rows. This is a band that deserves an entire tent going mental over them and they just didn’t get it. I’ve never really listened to The King Blues before, only the occasional song on Lava, but I was impressed by their set. Poppy ska punk infused with politics. However, the politics part was mostly lost on the crowd that day, hence why they should have still played the Lock Up and been higher up the rankings in there.

Thrice played next but I couldn’t be bothered to pay attention. I’ve seen Thrice about three times, they’re alright but I’ve never been a huge fan. All Time Low followed – a band I hate with every ounce of my soul, but that’s an article for another day – and luckily, fate intervened and it started pouring down with rain. So Jimmy and I ran over to the Alternative tent where we caught Charlie Baker, a charming comedian from Devon. And he was a very funny man! I’m generally a bit wary of the Alternative stage – it’s really hit or miss, but Charlie was indeed hilarious! His attempt at a cattle market sadly went over the heads of the audience though. Probably one to watch – and he can sing really well too. A man of many talents. Instead of going back to the main stage, we went for coffee and waited for You Me At Six to disappear. I am sadly going to see this band in December, because Set Your Goals are supporting. Oh, the things I would do for Set Your Goals.

However, Limp Bizkit were on afterwards and let’s face it – no matter how much you hate them, you have got to respect the fact that they have not changed one iota since the late 90s. Fred Durst is still rocking the polo shirts and baseball caps. Limp Bizkit have always been a guilty pleasure of sorts for me – never massively into them but I’ve always left the telly on if Rollin’ was on. And oh my, the amount of people in the crowd who still remembered all the moves. If nothing else, they were worth checking out for nostalgia – and they can clearly still bring it as well as they did back in the day. Break Stuff was particularly entertaining, and Fred’s pleas to look out for each other in the moshpit were an interesting contrast.

I went to fetch pizza and waited for Cypress Hill to finish – a bit of an odd choice for a pretty rock based day. So that we’d be in a good place for Blink, I dragged everyone with me into the thick of it to watch Weezer. Now, if I wasn’t so biased, I’d have called Weezer the best band of the weekend. Rivers Cuomo is actually MENTAL. He climbed up all the adverts, wore a kitty hat someone gave him for most of the set, had his own mini trampoline to pogo up and down on as well as rolling around in mud and wearing a blonde wig whilst singing Poker Face. All that in about 45 minutes. Weezer clearly knew what kind of audience they were playing to and included an MGMT cover as well as one of Teenage Dirtbag, and played a massive amount of stuff. Lots of Blue Album and Pinkerton stuff, as well as all the singles worth shouting about. It’s easy to see why Weezer have been putting out stuff forever (even if some of the in between material has… well, sucked) because they still seem tight as ever as a band and are clearly still good friends. This set destroyed any semblance I had of a voice. Weezer rock. Totally buying Hurley and hey – I LIKE THE COVER.

Paramore were up next. Oh boy, I dislike Paramore these days. I appreciate that they can perform well live – everything was in time, perfectly executed and Hayley Williams has finally found that balance between singer and performer. However, all of their music has lost its heart. You can argue that their performance has too – I miss the days when I saw Paramore in a tiny club room where everyone sang with Hayley and Josh to Franklin. It all seems so artificial and far less intimate these days, but I suppose that’s the price you pay when you play arenas. I spent most of their set bored. They played one song off of All We Know Is Falling and instead, opted for their newer, more mediocre songs. And the crowd lapped it up like mad. I fear for the state of the music industry.

The half hour or so wait in between sets was killing me. In my attempt to get further forwards, I’d been kicked, shoved and punched by a lesbian as she aimed at a bloke next to me. People were trying to push past me, I told them to fuck off. I yelled at a girl who tried to get onto a man’s shoulders directly in my view. Nothing was going to stop me from watching Blink 182, nothing at all. And when they came on… everything just went crazy. I couldn’t sing, my throat was gone. I could just about see Tom and Mark from behind a row of screaming overgrown boys. I was dazzled by the light show and the various different bunny rabbits. It was everything I’d expected and more. It got pretty intense where I was stood so I moved out. Blink 182 were on the fucking stage and I was right there. They did the greatest hits and more. They did all the singles off the self-titled. They finished the set on Family Reunion. I couldn’t ask for more.

The hiatus was always something of a grey area – did they fall out? Did they really just need a break? Did they only get back together because Travis almost died? None of these questions mattered at all once you saw them up on stage together. It’s clear that whatever animosity was potentially there has died as Tom and Mark messed about just like back on the Mark, Tom And Travis Show. Homo erotica by the ton and yeah, a couple of fart jokes. Everything I thought I’d miss out on was there because underneath it all, Blink haven’t really changed – they’ve just grown up a little bit. And despite his forays into Angels And Airwaves, Tom still can’t play keyboard. Sorry, dude. Travis’ drum solo, despite being a bit of a Joey Jordison ripoff, was still really impressive, and revolving drumkits are always a plus!

Best songs of the set? I honestly can’t decide. Everything just brought back so many memories. I guess it was cool to see Reckless Abandon, as it seemed to fit well with the festival vibe, and Stockholm Syndrome, right down to the spoken word at the start of the song, ran shivers down my spine. They haven’t lost it at all. There was Josie, Carousel, Man Overboard, What’s My Age Again… all these songs that I’ve known since I was 13 years old and still haven’t stopped listening to. And that finish? It’s clear that Blink have not lost their roots, not one bit.

I honestly find it impossible to convey how amazing that set was. And I’m glad that the festival finished on Blink, because it first of all gave me something to look forward to and finally validated my reason for going, despite all the shit that went down. So thanks, Blink 182. Thanks for getting back together, thanks for being awesome and thanks for making my £180 worth it. You rule.

Reading Festival 2009

Reading and Leeds is some kind of British institution these days. If you are a) 18-25 and b) listen to music, then it’s sort of a prerequisite that you go. This year was my first time for the whole weekend, so I wasn’t exactly a Reading virgin and was instead someone who got to second base with Reading, and it was an interesting experience. A lot of people go for the booze and to have a few bands playing in the background, but being the good little straight edge girl I am, it was time to bombard myself with live music and of course, review it for you fine people. Armed with two TBO shirts, my boyfriend to supply me with hand gel and warmth when it got freeze-your-tits-off cold during the last few acts, my sister to generally irritate me and drag me off to bands I didn’t want to see, and my sister’s two Scottish internet friends to attempt to stop the previous item from happening, I was ready to go.

First, there are a few things I found out rather quickly. Number one, camping sucks; number two, toilets there are vile; number three, nobody stays clean; and finally, number four, you will never ever get to see every band you want. All of these facts are rather irritating and not very fun, but are solid tenets of the festival. The food also sucks, and people will keep you awake throughout the night with loud, but admittedly wonderful gems such as “get out of my fucking tent and take a shit!”. As much as people like to bullshit, the vast majority of them aren’t there for the same reason as you – they’re there to get shitfaced in a field. Whilst that’s all well and good, your hair will smell like beer due to the sheer amount of cups thrown amongst the crowd. And all of this is probably making the festival sound awful, but trust me, it’s not! No matter how many small things irritated me, the underlying feeling of “I’m actually here” and seeing a ton of your favourite bands in one weekend (which I was fortunate enough to do) is definitely worth it. And without further ado, onto the bands!

Friday

We started Friday off fairly chilled. We got into the arena early and hung out in the NME/Radio One tent for a bit, catching Glasgow’s Dananananaykroyd first thing. For the first band of the day, they’re a rather odd choice. They sound a bit like a British version of Blood Brothers, which is perfectly fine by me, even if the vocals are pretty unintelligible. They were quite energetic, and rather fun, so I’d definitely check them again. Then, after a brief disappearance to fetch coats before the heavens opened, we came back to watch Manchester Orchestra. Even as a Brand New fan, I had never cared enough to listen to these guys before and that was a big mistake because they were great! Really nice indie rock for early in the afternoon. They also had fantastic beards, and if you’re a regular TBO reader, you’ll appreciate the fact that I am a great beard appreciator. But anyway, they had a great sound.

It was onto the main stage for a while then, and we saw Alexisonfire first there. Almost all the bands today suffered from poor sound on the main stage, but Alexisonfire struggled bravely through it, putting on a rather good show regardless. They played a lot of Crisis material, making the fans extremely happy and serving as a good warm up for their set in the Lock Up tent later. New Found Glory followed them, and were fantastic as always, despite the poor sound. I’ve seen NFG at least five times now and they’ve been awesome every time. They had a great range of new and old songs, playing a couple from new album Not Without A Fight, as well as some classics like Sincerely Me and favourite single, Kiss Me. They were the best received band so far that day, and it was also their first time playing the main stage, as opposed to the Lock Up, so they managed very well.

We then ended up back and forth between stages for a while, hitting up the NME/Radio One tent for Little Boots, who was also really good. Despite a few little hiccups, like almost missing a cue and tripping to reach the mic and the tenori-on losing its output, she performed very well. She did both singles and a few of the other songs from debut album Hands, which has been my favourite album this summer, as well as a cover of Freddie Mercury’s ‘Love Kills’, with a superb reaction from the crowd. And her cape/dress combo was epic. Next came Fall Out Boy on the main stage, and they were awful. I’ve seen FOB about five times, and they’ve never performed so badly as they had that day. The poor sound didn’t even provide an excuse. The set list was the same as ever, with a few songs from the last album replaced with some from the new album, and yes, they finished on Saturday. Pete Wentz tried to be funny and failed, as per usual, he jumped into the crowd screaming like an idiot, as per usual, and they just didn’t meet the standard. Their cover of Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ was quite good though, to their credit. It certainly made a change from hearing ‘Beat It’, yet again. It was off to the Lock Up for the only time that day to check out Bouncing Souls, who entertained the crowd with their sunny pop-punk anthems. Admittedly, it sounded a bit samey, but pop-punk has a tendency to do so every now and again. It was these guys who did the standard Misfits cover this time, performing an acoustic version of ‘Hybrid Moments’ which can only be described as epic. All in all, it was a good, bouncy set. And I like that.

For the rest of the evening, we trudged on over to the main stage, situated ourselves near a screen and bought some donuts and tea to keep ourselves warm. Kaiser Chiefs were back again this year, and they keep getting better and better! The shining star of that band, vocalist Ricky (who’s lost loads of weight, go Ricky!), kept us all entertained with his stage climbing antics and running around like a mad man. The sound had been fixed by this point so they sounded sublime, playing a ton of fan favourites and making everyone move their feet! Well, that could have been the cold too, but I like to think it was the Kaisers. Even my boyfriend thought they were the best band of the day and he can’t stand their songs, so there’s proof of how awesome they were. They were definitely one of my favourite acts of the weekend.

And then it began… Kings Of Leon, the bone of much contention this weekend. Unfortunately, their songs aren’t too lively and they aren’t well known over here except for the singles from their latest album, so they weren’t as well received as the Kaisers were. The sound was fantastic, and I rather enjoyed the set, even if I wasn’t so familiar with it. The band themselves started off fine too, until frontman Caleb turned into a pissy bitch because people weren’t reacting as he had expected and started going ‘if you’re sick of Kings Of Leon, then fuck you!’ which was entirely unnecessary and started trashing things. Trashing your set hasn’t been rock and roll since 1994 and Nirvana, so Kings Of Leon really did themselves no favours, and I found that their behaviour soured the entire evening for me. It’s a good job there were plenty of other bands without that kind of attitude to redeem the rest of the weekend.

Saturday

I spent the entire day here in the Lock Up tent, which I feel was an excellent decision. In order to go charge phones, we ended up missing The Computers, but apparently they were rather good, so that was a shame. However, we did get to see Polar Bear Club, which was badass, because they were just as good if not better than when they supported The Gaslight Anthem in February. For those not in the know, Polar Bear Club play awesome melodic hardcore, and they totally sounded their best that day. They played some new material from their upcoming album which sounded great, and really got us all moving! They were also extremely polite young gentlemen, in stark contrast to a certain headliner, and this was a theme that ran throughout the rest of the bands on today. Great set from a great band, and I’m glad I got to see them again. Chuck Ragan was up next, and his blend of folk-punk-country is something beautiful to behold. With a full band of bassist, pedal steel guitarist, keyboardist, violinist, drummer and himself on acoustic guitar and harmonica, he created a really rich sound that provided a fantastic change of pace in the Lock Up with all the passion of his days in Hot Water Music. Gold Country will definitely be an album to look forwards to, and his collaboration with Tim McIllrath from Rise Against at the end of the set was incredible; two great vocalists with totally different styles, but it worked so well. All in all, very impressed. There were also fantastic beards in this one too.

After a bit of a break, we headed back for Set Your Goals, who I found to be very repetitive. Unfortunately, this is a risk you run when you’re either a pop-punk band or a hardcore band, which SYG are a strange hybrid of. The fans loved it though, and there were circle pits ahoy! The vocalist from Polar Bear Club made an appearance and showed up both SYG vocalists (and I have never understood the need for two vocalists) with his hyperactive self and awesomely gruff voice for such a skinny man. Anyway, their best effort was a ‘heavier’ song from their new album, which did actually sound more like hardcore and more like my kind of thing. They weren’t terrible, but they didn’t deliver like I thought they would. However, Rival Schools were completely the opposite. Having got into them after they broke up, I didn’t think I’d have any opportunity to see them live, so I definitely wasn’t going to miss this set, and I was right to stick to my guns, as they were fantastic! Their set again showed the diversity on the Lock Up stage this year, with their unique brand of post-hardcore sailing out of the speakers at full force. Plus, the announcement of new material got everyone excited, and both the band and crowd were full of energy. And now, I can say I’ve seen SOMEONE from Gorilla Biscuits on stage, so that’s a personal achievement.

We took a break for some not-so-delicious festival food (the idea of a giant filled Yorkshire Pudding would be wonderful at home, made by Mummy, but with instant mash and cheap ingredients, not so much) and I separated from my sister and took my boyfriend for an evening of straight up awesome as we caught Thursday and Rise Against. I’ve seen Thursday more times than I realised previously, and every time, they always sound exactly the same. Geoff Rickley’s got fantastic hips, but his vocals leave a lot to be desired live. They were also a bit TOO pleasant, dedicating every other song to some cause or another. It soon became our little in-joke of the weekend, dedicating fake songs to puppies and people who take their recycling to the right bin and so on. Well, it amused us, that’s for sure. I’m not a big Thursday fan, to be honest, so I couldn’t really recognise half of their songs, but there was a pretty wide range of old and new. Apart from Geoff’s vocals, they sounded pretty good. And then Rise Against came on and totally owned everything that day. Rise Against are a band best seen live, and even if I couldn’t technically ‘see’ anything due to my tiny stature and aptitude for getting lost in pits, there was complete validation of that fact that night. The band’s melodic hardcore works great in a festival environment, and the set was filled with fan favourites and a few classics from Revolutions Per Minute – they played Red, White And Blue, despite my heart’s desperate plea for Black Masks and Gasoline. It was their first time headlining the Lock Up, despite playing it for several years and they certainly stood up to the challenge. Tim McIllrath is also probably one of the loveliest men on the planet, and shows that you don’t have to be a dick to be a successful frontman. One of his statements about the crowd all being ‘family’ is one thing I love about the punk scene – there’s such a great sense of community and you’re all there for the same reason. But I digress. Rise Against were amazing, as per usual, and I heartily recommend you see them some time soon.

Sunday
First thing Sunday morning, I decided to take a different approach and headed over to a lecture on Watchmen by Jeffrey Lewis (Alternative Stage), a singer/songwriter who also happened to do his university thesis on Watchmen, which is extremely badass. He went through a variety of themes and theories, such as discussing the notion of obscured vision and denial (the right eye of many characters/objects is obscured throughout the comic in reference to this), the allusions early on to Adrian’s plan, the symbolism in Edward’s visit to Moloch and other such things that if you don’t know Watchmen, you have no chance in hell of understanding. But for a fan like myself, it was very interesting! It made a great change from music, and provided a wonderful slice of geekery into the weekend. If you like Watchmen, you’ll find Mr Lewis’ ideas very intriguing. Oh, did I mention there was a slide show as well? BADASS.

Frank Turner (NME/Radio One) was the first musician of the day for me, and I can’t say it enough, but it is always a pleasure to see him. Always. He played an absolutely fantastic set, including new songs from ‘Poetry Of The Deed’ (I’ve got it pre-ordered, how about you?) and new single ‘The Road’ which went down great. I was surprised to see such a big crowd, as I didn’t realise he was that well known, but it truly is testament to Frank’s genius and charm. As my sister said, “aww, what an absolute babe!” He sounded great, performed fantastically and even went and did a little mini set on the BBC Introducing stage featuring an epic cover of Dancing Queen! What a lovely man.

Okay, seeing Brand New (Main Stage) is always a fairly intense experience, and not one which is particularly suited to a festival, I feel. It was rather overwhelming if you weren’t a Brand New fan, and my sister being of that variety stood there rather bored going “…what the hell are they doing?” for half the set. This, of course, in reference to all the improvisation included in all the songs, which Brand New now have a tendency for doing. Okay, I like that when Brand New are headlining, but a festival set needs to be snappy and it needs to grab your attention in all the right ways, which the boys just didn’t manage this time. I think it’s because Jesse wasn’t wearing a cardigan. They played a few new songs from ‘Daisy’, due out 21st September, and this was probably the highlight of the set for a lot of people, because new Brand New is always a good thing.

I have only a few things to say about The Gaslight Anthem (NME/Radio One)in general. Firstly, Brian Fallon has the most wonderful voice in music right now. Secondly, he’s crazy – he kind of lectured the crowd on an inflatable hand. Thirdly, they play awesome folk punk. That’s pretty much all you need to know and that’s exactly what went down. They played a mix of songs from Sink Or Swim and The ’59 Sound and much like Frank Turner, they had a lot more fans than I expected! Great folk punk and great people.

Before AFI, we managed to catch a little bit of Bloc Party (Main Stage). The singer has some of the biggest arm muscles in music right now, but that’s besides the point. They had some very impressive lighting and sound effects, as well as playing a ton of awesome songs. I’m not a Bloc Party aficionado, but I at least recognised three out of the six or seven songs we got to see. Also, did I mention the arm muscles? Seriously, you needed two tickets to the gun show for those!

Oh, AFI (NME/Radio One). It really has been too long. Three years, in fact, since you last graced our soils. I’m a total AFI fangirl and I don’t care, they were absolutely incredible. The standard Sing The Sorrow and Decemberunderground set was in place, as well as new single Medicate, with Days Of The Phoenix cropping in as expected and they did A Single Second without Nick 13 and Love Is A Many Splendored Thing!! That was only on vinyl!! It was great to see AFI doing some old material, because since they changed to Interscope, it hasn’t been featuring in their sets at all, and as an AFI fan for almost eight years, it was a bit upsetting last time I saw them to find only Phoenix and God Called In Sick Today representing the Nitro days. Anyway, AFI are really great live. Davey really gets into it, Jade and Hunter do much better spinkicks than Joe Trohman and Pete Wentz and Adam… Well, Adam is Adam! My only criticism is that the levels weren’t great on Davey’s vocals, as he sings fairly quietly anyway and he was almost drowned out in several instances. Otherwise, fantastic set, and my best of the weekend.

The last band we saw was Radiohead (Main Stage), and if I’m being honest, they’re pretty boring to watch. They sound amazing, but they’re boring to watch. They had a cool camera setup going on, where it essentially zoomed in on Thom Yorke’s nose hair whilst displaying all of the other band members in little squares and then Thom Yorke in another one, but it was interesting nonetheless. The set was heavy with In Rainbows material, as Radiohead haven’t brought out anything new since. It was an extremely long set though – almost two and a half hours – comprised of some of Radiohead’s best material. A personal highlight for me was Paranoid Android, as well as Idioteque. So, Radiohead. A bit overrated, I felt, but they sounded good and the fans were pleased.

So, that’s Reading. Leeds coverage is coming from ninthandash soon. Presale is on now at the same price as this year’s tickets for a limited time only, so if you’re interested, head on over to the official site. It was a great weekend for me and hopefully, TBO will be representing again next year!

Thirteen Hours Of Hell – The Road To Reading 2009

6.45pm, 30/3/09

I am staring at my computer screen, eyes wide in anticipation. I’ve got butterflies in my stomach, the ambient I put on is not helping me to calm down and my mouse finger is just itching to click the refresh button. In fact, I do that several times on each site I have open. MSN is closed down; unnecessary distractions need to be gone. Facebook remains, purely for outside assistance. My sister is doing exactly the same in the other room. I have my mum’s credit card on standby, mobile phone at my side… just waiting. I am trying to be zen. It’s not working.

6.58pm, 30/3/09

In two minutes, tickets for Reading Festival will be released. I am ready for the bloodbath. I refresh my four ticket sites and the official page, waiting for the lineup and praying that Blink-182 and The Cure are somehow miraculously in there. I have everything I need except an open ticket site. I think.

6.59pm, 30/3/09

Ticketline.com has released tickets prematurely by one minute. I click and I click, but my connection keeps timing out. Too many fucking people trying this. In about 30 seconds, I find that Ticketline either a) isn’t offering weekend tickets or b) just can’t display them any more. Either way, I cut my losses. I’ve got three more shots.

7.00pm, 30/3/09

Lineup is released, and I am both excited and disappointed. No Blink, no Cure. However, there is Radiohead, AFI and Brand New, and the idea that AFI might be playing new songs from Crash Love makes me an excessively happy girl. Seetickets.com and Ticketmaster are now open for sale and I am clicking my ass off to get these tickets. I’m still feeling relatively okay, but my nerves are already starting to become frayed.

7.10pm, 30/3/09

I am through to the order form on Seetickets! I feel like how Ash Ketchum must have felt when he became a Pokemon master – triumphant, yet disbelieving. I enter in all the details, but there is a crisis; we don’t know the license plate for the campervan. I scream down at my father, the only logical choice, but he doesn’t know it either. He runs upstairs and finds the folder with the MOT certificate. I frantically type it in. My hands are shaking like mad. It’s in, and I click the ‘order tickets’ button…

…and then it times out. I scream out at the computer in anguish. This is not going well.

7.30pm, 30/3/09

Lastminute.com have sold out, and Ticketmaster is being sporadic in its release of tickets. At this point, my parents are trying as well, both on the phone and on the other computer. My boyfriend calls and has to listen to me ranting about my state of mind. I go on Facebook and growl in envy at the people who already have theirs. Lucky bastards. My sister reveals that the friends we’re meant to be meeting there got theirs in the first ten minutes. My blood starts to boil.

7.50pm, 30/3/09

Still no luck. I can’t even get onto the home page for Seetickets because there’s that much traffic. ninthandash texts me, revealing that she’s got hers for Leeds. I’m a bit jealous. At this point, I could cry. My sister tells me to give up. I reply, ‘never’.

8.15pm, 30/3/09

My friend Tom comments me, asking if I’ve got my tickets yet, because he has his. I reply no, sadly. I don’t believe what happens next. He gives me a link to the order form he had open for his. It’s completely legit. I almost cry with happiness. I book three tickets and a campervan permit successfully. I scream with joy. Life is good.

8.25pm, 30/3/09

After thanking Tom and collapsing with relief, my mum reminds me that we haven’t had the confirmation email. I’m fraught with worry again. Thanks, mum. I check the page we printed off after we successfully ordered. Five hours before a confirmation email could come through. Shit.

8.20am, 31/3/09
After lack of sleep through worrying about whether we actually did get the tickets or not, I turn my computer on and what do I find? A motherfucking confirmation email. I sit back and smirk. I’m going to Reading Festival this summer.

Lock It Up (At Reading And Leeds 2010)

When I looked at that page on the 25th May, I thought I’d attained rapture or nirvana or some other such spiritual high. The announcement I’d been waiting for since I’d bought the tickets was finally there and it seemed like more than I could have hoped for. In order to grasp the importance of this upon my being, here’s a few things about my feelings for Reading Festival which you probably should know:

  1. As a rule, I generally hate most of the main stage acts. With the exception of about 20%, that holds true this year.
  2. It’s not quite a waste of money, but it is horrifically expensive, so there has to be something there to keep my attention.
  3. As nobody will go with me to Rebellion in Blackpool, the Lock Up tent is my one chance of seeing a wide variety of punk rock in the space of one weekend.
  4. I would still rather be at Rebellion.
  5. So therefore, the Lock Up is a very big deal to me. Many bands who are embarking on a world tour will only play Reading and Leeds before they head off to pastures Japanese, particularly in the summer. So like last year, allow me to dissect the Lock Up for your information.

    Friday
    This time, there are a fair few bands I haven’t heard of on the Friday. I will most likely be spending time on the main stage as a result, if their Myspaces don’t impress. But, let’s give them a fair chance.

    Blood Or Whiskey
    Blood Or Whiskey may possibly be the only true Irish punk band in the scene today, as we generally have to deal with Boston impostors. They describe themselves as “demented Irish traditional music kicked in the balls by punk rock!” and well… I wouldn’t so much say kicked in the balls but possibly tapped. It lacks the edge of the Murphys or the melody of Flogging Molly, but it’s certainly an interesting combo. And they get extra points for actually being Irish.

    Crazy Arm
    Crazy Arm are on Xtra Mile, alongside folk punk hero Frank Turner and their Myspace proclaims that they’re a mix of punk, rock and country. I’m not hearing the country so much, but I am hearing brilliance. Their singer has a positively lovely voice, and it sounds like good honest punk rock. I may have just found my new favourite band. First song I clicked on, Still To Keep, grabbed me by the lady balls and said ‘fucking listen!’ So, I certainly am, I’ve ordered the CD just now, and will be watching these guys without a doubt.

    The Skints
    Punk based reggae from London. Generally, I don’t like reggae at all, but this doesn’t sound too bad. There definitely is more reggae than punk in this, but recent slots on Slam Dunk Festival lead them to be put onto the Lock Up. As the song (GET ME!) plays, it gets a bit more heavy, gains a bit more attitude, grows in confidence. I imagine that they’d be a reasonably fun band to watch, and I appreciate that they don’t lose the London accent in favour of something a bit more Jamaican flavoured.

    Civet
    Civet are an all girl punk band from LA. Now, I’m going to hold back my prejudices (how terribly unfeminist of me) because hell, so far I’m in an all girl punk band . In their Myspace pictures, these girls are dressed to the nines, and well, good on them. I’m hoping that the song content isn’t all ‘we hate men, let’s torch some shit’ because so far, ‘Son Of A Bitch’ seems to be just that. They seem like the cliché girl group, which is a shame, because it’s been proven that girls in punk rock can be so much more – Bridge and Tunnel, The Distillers, Tsunami Bomb! Although they didn’t have an entirely girl band, they certainly knew how to rock and not try and play up their feminine wiles in order to get people to listen to them. Sadly, I will be watching these in order to see how it goes, but I can guarantee I won’t be enjoying it.


    East Bay hardcore. This is more like it! It’s hardcore, sure enough, but there’s a bit more to it – far more melodic than you might expect. The band themselves describe themselves as genre breaking and to be honest, they are. They say they’re progressive, hoping to show that through their music and their lyrics and yeah, I can agree that they are. From the songs I’ve heard on the site, I’m not sure how electric their live show would be, but musically, they’re certainly keeping me interested.

    This Is Hell
    Well, I knew what to expect, having heard these guys before. This Is Hell? This is hardcore. Some sweet breakdowns, fast pace, kind of from the same school as Comeback Kid (which is never a bad thing) if only a bit more melodic which is how I like it anyway. Woo, clauses. I am going to come out of a pit battered and bruised after this one, whilst loving every minute.

    Strike Anywhere
    I’ve never really listened to Strike Anywhere before, although knowing that they were exactly my kind of music. I don’t know why not, just never thought about them before. Straight up American punk rock, and there’s not much more to say about that! Lots of fun gang vocals seem to be cropping up, which will make for good times in the set. Yeah, I’ll watch them.

    Streetlight Manifesto
    HOLY FUCK I LOVE STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO. Maybe now I’ll get to watch them this time! Last year, I had a younger sister in tow and a boyfriend who hated ska. Now I have a younger sister in tow who is a little older and has friends to accompany her and the boyfriend is now an ex. I am going to skank my little heart out to some sweet, sweet ska.

    Hatebreed
    Typical tough guy hardcore. I’ve never been a Hatebreed fan, alongside Throwdown and Terror and similar hardcore bands that only have one word names. I mean, the guy’s wearing a bandana in the video, for fuck’s sake. You know exactly what kind of band this is. And well, I’m not a fan. I’ll more than likely end up watching them for the sake of it while I wait for something better.

    Against Me!
    Oh yeah, and there’s the something better! We all know my feelings for Against Me! and if you don’t, it’s that I adore them with all my soul. They only come second to AFI on my favourite bands list. I originally hated White Crosses, then started to love it and saw them on their UK tour (I even reviewed it). They’re my favourite live band and no doubt, they’ll completely own the place.
    Sick Of It All
    Again, I’ve seen Sick Of It All already this year, as they supported AFI but holy shit, they were amazing! I first saw these guys headlining the Lock Up in 2006 and well… it was great then, they’re bound to be great now. The new album is pretty badass and Built To Last is one of the greatest hardcore songs ever written so they should be on top form.

    Alkaline Trio
    Again, another band I’ve already seen this year and adore. Alkaline Trio were good, but they could have been better when I saw them in Birmingham. A festival set should be a lot sharper, a lot more singles based and generally, more fun. Hopefully, the Trio’s most dark and acerbic songs should be coming out to play for what should be an excellent set.

    Well, out of 12 bands, it seems that 9/12 are set to be pretty fantastic in my eyes. Worthy of a whole day spent there? More than likely. To be there early enough to catch Crazy Arm should result in me being there the whole day and I’m surely going to enjoy myself. Even if I am on my own all day.

    Saturday
    Saturday’s lineup is a bit more well known in regards to my musical background and therefore, I’m most likely to spend the day there. There are, however, a few rogues in there that I haven’t seen live before or heard of, so I may as well break it all down again for you.

    Moral Dilemma
    A bit of female flavoured punk rock from London. Unlike Civet, it seems like these boys and girls actually know what they’re doing. This is some seriously angry stuff, and don’t be fooled by the fact that there’s a girl in the band – it’s pretty brutal. This is exactly the kind of music I would like to be playing myself. This should make for an excellent wake up call on Saturday morning.

    Off With Their Heads
    I LOVE THESE GUYS. …From The Bottom is a ridiculously good album which more people need to listen to. Oh, they’re just so good! I can’t help but sing along whenever anything of theirs is on, and nothing’s changed since they moved to Epitaph – it’s still as gruff and bouncy as ever. These guys are set to be one of the best bands of the entire weekend. Yep.

    Paint It Black
    Paint It Black, Dan Yemin’s other band, are not quite Lifetime but hell, they’re still pretty fucking awesome. Melodic hardcore at its finest. Following after Off With Their Heads, everyone should be pretty psyched up and feeling up for some good clean fun, making this set potentially amazing. One of the bands I’m most looking forwards to in the weekend.

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    Trash Talk
    A band frequently featured on The Org that well… I haven’t ever listened to completely. Pretty heavy stuff. This is set to be one of the most intense sets of the weekend. I might sit this one out, to be honest. I love hardcore, and I love really heavy hardcore, but if I want to survive for Bad Religion, it might be a good idea.

    The Rats
    Well, The Rats just don’t seem to exist. Lots of googling aside, it looks like it’s most likely Gallows, as their fan club is called The Rats. However, it could be a wide number of bands, as it appears to be a secret slot; personally, I’m hoping for The Gaslight Anthem.

    RX Bandits
    Again, a band I’ve heard of but never actually heard. Well, I probably have at some point in my life, but for the purposes of this article, no I have no. They seem to be a glorious mix of EVERYTHING – there’s some synth in there, some ska grooves, some vaguely Minus The Bear-esque sounds. Hell yeah I’m checking this out, if for no other reason than I’d love to finally find out who the hell they are.

    Crime In Stereo
    Crime In Stereo are amazing. Pretty much enough said. Seriously fine post-hardcore. I’ve never seen them live before so this should be an interesting set. I unfortunately do not know enough of their back catalogue to predict what they’ll play, but I’m hoping a fair amount from Crime In Stereo Is Dead because well, that’s pretty much the only album I know. I am very, very excited for these.

    Zebrahead
    Zebrahead! It’s been far too long! Last time I saw you, it was 2006! Possibly earlier (when the hell was Give It A Name in Birmingham?) or later, but even so, it was at least three or four years ago and I have missed you. The only pop-punk band that I will ever permit to rap in (Good Charlotte kind of tried it and failed) because they’re so much fun! Me + moshpit + Zebrahead = happy Ripper. I wouldn’t miss this for the world, if only for the nostalgia element; Zebrahead were one of the first bands I encountered by the medium of satellite television.

    Cancer Bats
    Cancer Bats are pretty brutal. I’ve been around Cancer Bats but never actually seen them as a result of “Ripper, let’s go watch something else that isn’t any more of your hardcore shit!” Unfortunately, I am the best sister in the world and will sacrifice much to keep my sister happy. But not Blink 182 on Sunday. But yeah, Cancer Bats are a bit more metal than hardcore but ultimately pretty awesome. I will cling to the barrier and hope not to die.

    The Get Up Kids
    Oh. Holy. Shit. I’ve been wanting to see TGUK for aaaaaaaages, but never managed to when they did their first and second reunion tours. Therefore, this should be something special. I’m a huge 90s emo fan and while TGUK might not quite fit that mould, they come close enough. Like Rival Schools were my fix last year, TGUK will be this year. Oh man, I love James Dewees so much. If you’ve never listened to The Get Up Kids, please remedy this immediately. It’s in your best interests and will make you a better person.

    Bad Religion
    Do I need to say anything? It’s Bad Religion! One of the first punk bands I ever listened to, courtesy of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2, one of the first punk bands that made me pay attention to the world and one of the biggest inspirations behind my wanting to be a musician some day. This will make Reading Festival. Oh yes.

    So, Saturday seems to be a most excellent day with 10/12 being most likely to enthral me. But please, let’s have positive thoughts about it not being Gallows for The Rats, as well… they suck. But on the whole, the Lock Up looks to be more impressive than last year’s efforts and I can see that it will be a worthy enough replacement for Rebellion, especially as World/Inferno Friendship Society have pulled out of Rebellion. Sweet.