Shout out: Throw The Goat and The Bastard Sons co-headline tour in July!

Hey cool cats,

We’ve heard word of a pretty rad tour coming to our shores this July, so we thought we’d tell you all about it.

Throw The Goat are a most excellent punk band from California, and The Bastard Sons are a rowdy hardcore lot from York. The two combined can only be a beautiful thing. They’ve got support from Serpico, featuring Elliot Minor guitarist Alex Davies, but trust me, they sound nothing like Elliot Minor so it’s okay, as well as a bunch of other sweet bands.

Dates are:
4 JULY @ THE UNDERWORLD, London w/ Throw The Goat, The Bastard Sons, Serpico and Spirits
5 JULY @ EDDIES ROCK CLUB, Birmingham w/ The Bastard Sons, Throw The Goat and Serpico
6 JULY @ FIBBERS, York w/ The Bastard Sons, Throw The Goat, Lyon Estates & 1 more TBC
7 JULY @ BANNERMAN’S, Edinburgh w/ Throw The Goat, The Bastard Sons, Serpico and Roll On Three

We’ll probably be at the Birmingham date, so if you spot any of us, come and say hi!

Barrow – Though I’m Alone

Emerging from the heartland of America’s ‘Bible Belt’, North Carolina’s Barrow are four lads with a distinct musical vision that belies their relative youth. Though I’m Alone is an outright rejection of standardization and genre limitations which a worrying number of bands and musicians seem so keen to enforce these days. Taking to heart the “punk is freedom to play whatever you want, as sloppy as you want” mantra, the record is an aural feast for those whom ugliness is deemed a much more attractive proposition than squeaky-clean saccharine conventionality.

Upon the first play of opening track ‘Fox Ears and Silence’ I found myself checking to see if I had started playing Throbbing Gristle by accident, but no, the first thirty seconds of industrial clattering and ominous metallic scraping is indeed the work of the band. Any notion that this is a record of experimental pseudo-industrial noise is quickly dispatched by the unannounced arrival of blistering drums, thrashing guitars and to top it all off, a solid dose of disembowelling screams in an uninhibited attack on the senses. Their music is a conflict, an everlasting struggle between atonality and melody and between aggression and fragility of which the tension between these elements is unforgiving. It is the power of juxtaposition that gives Though I’m Alone its emotional power, an inventive update on the old quiet/loud trick but one deployed inventively- sometimes exploding out of nothing and other times emerging as a foreboding wave that comes looming out of the darkness. Barrow are something of a brilliant oddity in the respect that in the space of one song they subvert all expectation and any pre-conceived notion of which musical direction they are headed. This air of unpredictability results in even the most subdued and introspective of moments under constant threat of turning into a visceral attack with no warning. Tracks such as ‘Wither’ are held together by a post-rock thread, leading to moments of breathtaking expanse as the climax blends atmospherics and caustic fury with commendable finesse. ‘Old Timer’ is underpinned with a droney bass rumble as delay-infused slide guitars sculpt melodies across the soundscape, punctuated mid-song by a short blast of furious catharsis that recedes as quickly as it erupts. What remains are fragile vocals that bring to mind Jesse Lacey if he fronted noise-rock ear destroyers Swans. Meanwhile, distant vocals repeat the question “are we nothing but the same?” until the question has lost all meaning. On the opposite end of the emotional scale to the bands more attention grabbing forays into the caustic, ‘Clawhold’ is a deeply affecting and subdued affair that features quivering and delicately whispered vocals which carry as much fraught emotional pain as any of the screams on the record, no matter how guttural they may be. Bringing the album to a close in sprawling fashion is ‘God’s In His Heaven – All Is Well’. The intro is two chords of trudging post-rock, gradually accompanied by a stark, minimalist arpeggio and an equally simplistic but no less effective slide guitar. The intensity is built up with measured meticulousness into a ball of unstable energy that instead of exploding disintegrates into chaotic discordance as the drums carrying on their sultry march until the bitter end. A tremendous effort that is impossible to lazily pigeon-hole; Though I’m Alone sees the cerebral uneasily coexisting with abhorrent outbursts across a dystopic sonic landscape that feels undyingly overcast. An early contender for the angry album of the year.

5 out of 5 high fives!

Late Bloomer – s/t

Twenty or so years ago, if you turned your radio dial to the left and kept going until you reached the hidden frequencies of college radio, chances are you would be greeted by the uncompromising sounds of apathetic, guitar-driven alt-rock. This was a time when ‘alt-rock’ and ‘indie’ actually eluded to a certain left-leaning political outlook and D.I.Y musical aesthetics rather than lazy genre tags thrown at any old band who profess a fondness for wearing skinny jeans and twanging away at their guitars. But three-piece Late Bloomer are alt-rock in its truest form; unapologetically raw and endearingly sloppy, with rough-around-the-edges production that could easily have been helmed by Jack Endino and recorded in a garage-cum-studio in a backwater town of Washington State circa 1988, cobbled together on a shoestring budget with only a couple of cheap six packs to see them through the session.

Their ten track self-titled release carries so many hallmarks of late 80’s/early 90’s golden era of the US underground rock scene you can almost smell the stale sweat on stained plaid shirts. If J. Mascis had initially shunned his pedal board and was too lethargic to play extended solos, than Dinosaur Jr. would probably have sounded rather similar to Late Bloomer. There’s the driving bass, for the most part sticking to solid no-frills root-note thumping that’s coupled with the rather unyielding drumming which hold the songs together when at times it there is a real sense that they may just unravel. The album harks back to a time when the guitar was God, the weapon of choice for the disaffected youth of the so-called ‘Generation X’. Guitars veer across a wide range of approaches; crunching chords are penetrated by melodic lead lines or abruptly drained of any distortion to be softly strummed. Opener ‘Reality’ is a punchy little track that is in keeping with the loud/quiet dynamic perpetrated in abundance by the underground grunge troupes ever since The Pixies stumbled upon its game-changing effectiveness. Vocals take on a wistful air in tracks such as ‘Wherever’ and even at times bear a passing resemblance to Blue Oyster Cult on yet throughout the record the trio’s harmonies are defiantly out of tune but it is refreshing in the contemporary pop climate of ubiquitous auto-tune to hear a such a naturalistic vocal approach untouched in post-production. ‘Tooth Decay’ could well be the fruit of a Pavement and Weezer collaboration, the falsetto “ooh-ooh” backing vocals channelling ‘Buddy Holly’ whilst the guitars maintain a defiantly slacker approach that remains on tape despite the odd bum-note. ‘White Lines’ explodes with the speed of Husker Du’s breakneck melodic hardcore, with the band sounding as though they’re fuelled by the very same illegal powdered substance they elude to throughout track. Although its defiantly lo-fi approach gives it a certain charm, Late Bloomer lacks any real memorable moments that will sustain any craving for repeated listens. Nevertheless, it serves as a fitting reminder as to how great the US underground scene was before it became absorbed by the mainstream and codified to such an extent that is became devoid of any remaining cultural impact.

3 out of 5 high fives!

J-Pop Sunday – BABYMETAL

A few weeks back we took a look at our first “Idol Group” act Morning Musume. Now, let’s face it; idol groups like Morning Musume are not everyone’s cup of tea. For example, you may have been reading through the Morning Musume piece thinking “Well…Their stuff is all right, but what it’s really missing is some SPEED METAL, YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!” and then you might have done that rock and roll hand salute thing followed by a wave of your tongue in a vain attempt to channel the spirit of Gene Simmons. If that was an accurate description of yourself then I’m about to make you a very happy bunny. Meet BABYMETAL: An idol group off shoot, with a twist!

Rock on, lil’ Japanese girls!

Quick Guide
Act Name: BABYMETAL
Line-up:
Suzuka Nakamoto (中元すず香) A.K.A “SU-METAL” – Lead vocals
Moa Kikuchi (菊地最愛) A.K.A “MOAMETAL” – Additional vocals
Yui Mizuno (水野由結) A.K.A “YUIMETAL” – Additional vocals
Years Active: 2010 – Present
Genre: A strange mix of Idol Pop and Metal. I call it “Kawaii Metal”.
Notable Tracks: “Doki Doki* Morning” (ウ・キ・ウ・キ★ミッドナイト) (2010), “Headbanger!!” (ヘドバンギャー!!) (2012), “Ijime, Dame, Zettai” (イジメ、ダメ、ゼッタイ/”No More Bullying”) (2013)
*Doki doki is the Japanese onomatopoeia for the sound of a heartbeat.

BABYMETAL is a spin off from Sakura Gakuin (さくら学院/Cheery Blossom Academy), a by the numbers idol pop act featuring a gaggle of sickly sweet, all-singing, all-dancing Japanese teenage girls. All three members of BABYMETAL are current or former members of Sakura Gakuin; One day in 2010 someone at the group’s record label “Toy’s Factory” saw a gap in the market for an idol group that was a little bit different. As such, Suzuka, Moa and Yui were plucked from the main group, given a makeover and rebranded as SU-METAL, MOAMETAL and YUMETAL of BABYMETAL.

Before BABYMETAL: Suzuka (top left), Yui (Bottom row, second from right) and Moa (Bottom right) along with other members of the group “Sakura Gakuin”

As you can probably tell, I’m a little cynical of the way record companies work and it’s all too easy to spout off remarks such as “Bah! They’re not a real band! They’re just a bunch of pretty faces scouted by a talent agency!” However, as true as they might be, the proof of the pudding is in the eating and this bizarre fusion of music styles might make a delectable dish. With that in mind, let’s have a taste of their first single; 2010’s “Doki Doki Morning”.


With its cheerful dance routines, the video for “Doki Doki Morning” doesn’t stray far from the group’s Idol roots.

Well, it’s a song that will stick in your head, that’s for sure. Let’s move on. “Headbanger!!” from 2012 has a noticeable change in tone, less cheery idol shenanigans, more…Well, head banging! A good move in my opinion: Distancing themselves from the traditional idol routine helps them stand out from the currently crowded idol market.


There’s probably some subtext in the video for “Headbanger!!” that’s gone right over my head.

The latest release from BABYMETAL, “Ijime, Dame, Zettai” continues the march away from Idol-hood and towards the realm of heavy metal tropes. I mean, look at the video: Flaming guitar tombstones, a dude in a leather jacket who looks like Rubeus Hagrid and Dave Grohl’s secret love child, hooded robes, a forbidding landscape and even folks running around with flags! It’s got everything! The girls even pretend to play the guitar at one point!

It’s so metal it hurts! Naysayers can get lost! They might not be a “Real” band. They might not be “True” metal, but they’re a damn fine substitution and ideal for a bit of silliness!

The Smoking Hearts – Victory!

The last time I saw The Smoking Hearts, I was in a youth centre in the middle of Lincoln, and there was a guy in a Kerouac shirt moshing hard at the front in the ‘danger zone’ while completely off his face. Kerouac dude didn’t care that he was faceplanting the stage on a regular basis. He didn’t mind that after the first couple of songs, everyone was keeping a wider berth than usual. He was challenging the room, daring them to join him in the ‘danger zone’. In a lot of ways, Victory! is that drunk guy in a Kerouac shirt. It certainly has the same energy and determination to party on down. Tracks like ‘Benedict’ are embedded with pop melodies alongside screaming hardcore riffs, and the misleadingly titled ‘Seatbelts’ has a completely rock and roll swagger, nodding back to the glory days of hair metal with a carefully constructed guitar solo that feels anything but. From the beginning, it feels like the best party of your life, without the terrible morning after.

However, it would be crass to say that’s all there is to Victory!. It is ridiculously fun, but it’s also very clever. Many bands try to craft an album that feels like a party but reads like the smartest, most affirming piece of postmodern art you’ve ever encountered. Whether that’s what The Smoking Hearts intended or not, they’ve managed it. ‘Crimes Of Passion’, the hardcore alternative to a love song, follows obsession, sex and encounters in a way that’s refreshing and relevant. ‘The Natural Disasters’, which sounds like it belongs on a Sons Of Anarchy chase scene, is a tale of rising up out of desperation and desolation. ‘Stomper’ does exactly what it says on the tin – it drops the tempo a bit and becomes a deliberate force to be reckoned with. And just when you think it’s getting a bit too serious, a great solo drops or some excellent gang vocals come back into play and it’s a party once again.

There are very few moments in Victory! that can be classed as playing it safe. From the bombastic, vitriolic tirade of ‘Off With Your Head’ to the final thrilling moments of ‘Destroy!’, The Smoking Hearts have created something vital, and Victory! confirms, in an unrelenting manner, what I already knew – that the future of British punk is safe in the hands of The Smoking Hearts.

5 out of 5 high fives!